Altered spongebob songs and streams of consciousness

The best time to update your blog...is all the time...

or at least when you are at work and hate being in an office and find yourself dreaming of apples with caramel dip instead of typing out an in-home service plan with SMART goals because that training took forever and you don't want to eat anything since you are headed to the dentist in an hour and don't want anything in your teeth, but of course you are SO hungry because, well, you are ALWAYS hungry, and you didn't eat breakfast either and now you are wondering if maybe you want cereal instead of apples and caramel and then you start remembering the awesome sundae you had the night before which makes you think of the conversation you had about water and how someday we are going to have a massive water shortage (which is another reason to be a vegetarian, water usage is ridiculous in the meat industry--look it up!) and you think, maybe i shouldnt have poured some of that water down the sink this morning and thinking of the sink makes you think of chex mix, because it's next to the sink, actually no its not, but its in the kitchen and thats just where your brain went...

and this all makes you think of run-on sentences and how we should talk in them alone and use no punctuation in our typing anymore as they didnt do it in ancient greek and well if it worked for them it should work for us

and now back to work...punctuation and all